Don't you hate the birds in Singapore? Why can't they be toilet train, instead of shitting all over the place, specifically on yours and my car?
Well, nothing I can do about it. But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be reminded to clean off all bird shit as soon as you can.
Heres a quick how to do :
Tools : Water, Tissue
Method :
1. Swear loudly (Swear silently if you are with your mum, GF, Wife or beautiful colleagues which you are thinking of making into the above mentioned)
2. Take out your handy bottle of water and a few pieces of tissue.
3. Soak Tissue with water
4. Soak bird shit with water (swearing again in the process)
5. Wait for bird shit to be totally soak and it will dislodge
6. Pour water over the patch
Bird shit are highly toxic. They come in white, green and orange colours (or so I have seen). Now you know how to clear them.
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